i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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