I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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