I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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