Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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