All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This baby is an asshole
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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