so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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