i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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