You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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