some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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