I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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