i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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