I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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