You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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