You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just puked most of my soul out..
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