I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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