need another drink. this is the easiest way
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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