Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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