i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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