id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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