And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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