nutella sex= disaster
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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