I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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