How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she told me i tasted like america
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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