Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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