I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
