they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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