SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
17 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done To a Server
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.