So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children