I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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