Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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