just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Someone came in the potted fern
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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