My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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