where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
