Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I cockslap morals
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I didn't notice because vodka
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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