My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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