i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
