Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Welp...herpes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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