So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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