I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
