I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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