at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize