You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
