You surviving the open bar?
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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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