I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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