Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
The ass gains better be worth it
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