Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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