I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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