weddingsv make me drug and hornr
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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