i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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