Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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