I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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