"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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