BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Send help, water and tortillas.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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