On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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