the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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